If I Ever Write a Book…

If I ever write a book about my time in China, the title of it will be:

My Washing Machine Was a Boy Scout

And this will be the picture on the cover:

My Washing Machine Was a Boy Scout
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This is what my laundry looks like when it’s done washing.  The white and blue are cotton shirts, the brown is a pair of summer-weight pants.

Yes, they are, quite literally, tied in knots–some of Gordian complexity.   Considering that the machine has all the agitation of a sloth on Valium, I’m not quite sure how this happens.


Oh… and I don’t (yet) own an iron.

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